You’ve heard of emotional support animals. Now meet the upgraded model: doesn’t bark, still carries your baggage.
Wear this hoodie and make it clear: you're someone’s emotional support human.
Whether it's your bestie, your situationship, or your situationship’s actual therapist — you're the designated safe space in a human-shaped hoodie.
This is for the caretakers, the overthinkers, the “it’s fine, I’ll handle it” crowd who carry everyone else's trauma in their pocket like it’s spare change. It’s cozy. It’s validating. It’s slightly enabling.
Also perfect for:
- Codependent friendships
- Playing therapist at brunch
- Saying “it’s okay” even when it very much is not
- Making jokes to avoid crying in public
Details:
- Front print: “Emotional Support Human” (self-identification is half the battle)
- Classic unisex fit, oversized comfort for maximum emotional load-bearing
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester — soft but strong (just like you, unfortunately)
- Kangaroo pocket for holding your own emotions (or not)
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Emotionally process… sometime later.
Giving this as a gift to your codependent person? Personalize it with their name on the sleeve!
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit
- No side seams for a cleaner look and reduced waste
- Made from a durable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Ethically produced with environmentally friendly dyes
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
