Coping Crew

🐾 Meet the Coping Crew

Every hoodie deserves a mascot, and every coping mechanism deserves a hype team. Enter the Coping Crew — a highly specialized group of emotionally literate chaos gremlins here to model healthy dysfunction.

  • Linda – The Boundary Queen
    Will actually say no, not just hint. Doesn’t take unsolicited advice. Nothing if not consistent.

  • Kevin – The Emotional Anchor
    Cries with dignity, holds emotional tea. Still brave. Probably apologizes when you bump into him.

  • Derek – The Escape Artist
    Doesn’t know what day it is (and that’s a boundary). Emotionally on airplane mode. Shrugs through crises like a champ.

Each member of the Coping Crew represents a key survival skill for the high-functioning mess. Collect them all, or just adopt the one that matches your current coping style.

👉 Shop the Crew. Find your emotional support mascot.

Cartoon frog in a hoodie holding a cup with text 'I'm being really brave about all of this.'

Kevin

The Emotional Anchor

Cries with dignity, holds emotional tea.
Still brave.
Probably apologizes when you bump into him.

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Derek

The Escape Artist

Doesn’t know what day it is (and that’s a boundary).
Emotionally on airplane mode.
Shrugs through crises like a pro.

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Linda

The Boundary Queen

Will actually say no, not just hint.
Doesn’t take unsolicited advice.
Nothing if not consistent.

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