Women's Cropped Hoodie - 'My Therapist Knows About You' - Comfy Casual Wear, Gifts for Friends, Self-Care, Fashion Statement

Flirty. Petty. Fully aware of your impact.

This hoodie says what the group chat can’t.

Ah yes, the “My Therapist Knows About You” cropped hoodie — nothing like passive-aggressive fashion to say, “I’ve processed this in session, and yes, you were the problem.”

You could say it politely…

Or you could let your cropped hoodie do the heavy lifting.

The “My Therapist Knows About You” hoodie is soft, savage, and slightly unhinged — just like your last situationship. Whether you're healing, hexing, or just making bold statements at Trader Joe’s, this hoodie keeps it cute while dragging them by implication.

Perfect for:

• Subtle callouts with maximum effect
• Wearing to brunch with people you’ve outgrown
• Literally every holiday gathering
• Posting thirst traps with emotionally complex captions

It’s petty. It’s therapeutic. It’s fashion.

Details:

• Crop cut: high on drama, low on fabric
• Front print: “My Therapist Knows About You” (and she has notes)
• 85% ring-spun cotton, 15% recycled polyester — for sustainability and spite
• Dropped shoulders, raw hem, and soft fleece interior — hot and healing

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold.
• Air dry like your feelings: slow and avoidant.
• Don’t bleach it — that’s what boundaries are for.

Product features

- Dyed-to-match drawstrings for added style

- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders

- Soft blend of cotton and poly fleece

- Lightweight fabric at 6.5 oz/yd²

- Cropped design with a raw hem

Care instructions

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 7502, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC