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I’m Not Avoiding You (I Am) – Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie

I’m Not Avoiding You (I Am) – Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie

$45.00 CAD
$45.00 CAD
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This hoodie isn’t ignoring you. It’s just busy processing 43 imaginary arguments in the shower.

Full Description (for product pages):

You’re not emotionally unavailable — you’re selectively responsive.

This hoodie says what you’re too anxious, avoidant, or emotionally fried to say out loud:

“I’m not avoiding you. I am. But I’m not. But I definitely am.”

Printed in a bold serif font on cozy fleece, this is the ideal uniform for ducking texts, skipping plans, and pretending you’re not online. Soft enough to dissociate in, structured enough to look like you have your life together.

Whether you're hiding from your inbox, spiraling in silence, or just vibing with your inner ghost, this hoodie keeps you warm while your social battery resets.

Details:

  • Statement front print: “I’m Not Avoiding You (I Am)”
  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester — soft, sturdy, and mildly self-aware
  • Spacious kangaroo pocket for snacks, tissues, or avoidance tools
  • Double-lined hood: emotionally and literally layered
  • Classic unisex fit — runs true to size
  • Sizes XS–3XL because emotional baggage comes in all sizes

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (like your text replies)
  • Tumble dry low or air dry while ghosting


 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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