Some people do crimes. You do coping skills. This hoodie says you could snap… but you choose growth (and fashion).
Look, you’ve got rage. You’ve got receipts. But you also have a therapist — and that’s what separates you from being someone’s “before” photo on a courtroom PowerPoint.
The “Therapy. Because Orange Is Not My Color” hoodie is for high-functioning chaos demons who understand that healing is cheaper than bail and cozier than a jumpsuit. Whether you’re trauma-dumping, boundary-setting, or resisting the urge to text your ex and key their car — this hoodie keeps you cute, calm, and legally unproblematic.
Perfect For:
- Rage walks with AirPods in
- Laughing through intrusive thoughts
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Not committing crimes, but thinking about it
- Wearing to therapy like a very stylish confession
Details:
- Soft, medium-heavy blend (50% cotton / 50% polyester)
- Classic unisex fit — because mental health doesn’t discriminate
- Kangaroo pocket for snacks or court-approved fidget items
- “I’m regulated” energy in hoodie form
Care Instructions:
Wash cold, like your alibi.
Tumble dry low.
Do not bleach — this isn’t prison laundry.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and cozy.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a customizable fit.
- Sustainably made with tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
- Made from a durable 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend.
- Comfortable classic fit ensures a scratch-free wearing experience.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
