Cortisol Club velveteen blanket — a minimalist, tongue-in-cheek stress-meme piece that reads like quiet wellness satire. Clean serif text 'CORTISOL CLUB' with a small subtitle creates a restrained, ironic vibe that fits the cortisol/stress meme trend: wearable, shareable humor for those who cope with burnout through self-aware jokes. The soft, medium-weight velveteen surface keeps the design subtle so it layers into dorm rooms, home offices, or laid-back living spaces where comfort and low-key sarcasm meet.
Product features
- 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex options
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²)
- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability
- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
