Crisp, text-first crewneck with a deadpan ‘CORTISOL CLUB’ typographic badge that leans into stress-meme humor. The minimalist serif headline and subtle subline read as wry commentary for anyone laughing at their own burnout — a wearable nod to anxiety humor and wellness satire. Clean, neutral coloring and modest embroidery/print placement make it an easy everyday layer for students and young professionals who prefer ironic, low-key designs tied to online stress-meme culture. Product features - Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, right wrist, or left wrist - Made in Nicaragua - Adult sizing only - Gildan 18000 — 8.0 oz/yd² 50/50 cotton-poly blend with classic crew fit - DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
