{"product_id":"i-did-one-task-today-i-require-a-parade-velveteen-plush-blanket-meme-core-cringe-core","title":"I Did One Task Today, I Require A Parade Velveteen Plush Blanket | meme-core, cringe-core","description":"Bright, meme-core velveteen blanket with bold, tongue-in-cheek typography that reads like a scroll-stopping internet caption. The design uses high-contrast neon colors and playful punctuation to capture chaotic Gen Z\/Alpha humor—perfect for lounging while scrolling, sharing a laugh on video calls, or staging a silly background in content. It reads like a viral quote piece that leans into cringe-core and brainrot humor without referencing any specific IP.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options\n- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²), extra soft to the touch\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":55353495060648,"sku":"16824432753407007422","price":29.48,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":55353495093416,"sku":"33062493839230065758","price":52.16,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":55353495126184,"sku":"15951622273620625391","price":70.91,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/0547\/1912\/files\/14577804311211469053_2048.jpg?v=1774223980","url":"https:\/\/www.mytherapistknows.com\/products\/i-did-one-task-today-i-require-a-parade-velveteen-plush-blanket-meme-core-cringe-core","provider":"My Therapist Knows About You","version":"1.0","type":"link"}