{"product_id":"cortisol-club-hoodie-cortisol-shirt-stress-meme-burnout-humor","title":"Cortisol Club Hoodie | cortisol shirt, stress meme, burnout humor","description":"Minimalist, text-led hoodie riffing on stress-meme culture: a clean, centered wordmark-style print that nods to cortisol and burnout humor with deadpan typography. The pared-back white fleece and small chest placement deliver an understated, ironic look that reads like inside-joke apparel for students and young professionals coping with overwork. Wear it layered for campus days, late-night study sessions, or casual commutes when you want a quiet, relatable statement about stress and modern hustle.\n\nProduct features\n- 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz\/yd²)\n- Without side seams — tubular knit construction\n- Drawstring hood with color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood\n- Kangaroo pouch pocket\n- DTF sleeve and wrist prints; DTG for other prints\n\nCare instructions\n- Tumble dry: medium\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":55326934925480,"sku":"24960671904262047971","price":47.71,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":55326934958248,"sku":"85946850567361060804","price":47.98,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":55326934991016,"sku":"27487505548246293949","price":46.74,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":55326935023784,"sku":"24091946873060070706","price":46.97,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":55326935056552,"sku":"28462995135063084721","price":48.83,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":55326935089320,"sku":"28834100825192664072","price":48.64,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":55326935122088,"sku":"22313179904905610241","price":46.82,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":55326935154856,"sku":"12405640350749862478","price":34.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":55326935187624,"sku":"26967553039363817566","price":47.9,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":55326935220392,"sku":"19646448253163840084","price":47.93,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":55326935253160,"sku":"33213583037052365682","price":46.97,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":55326935285928,"sku":"78450079276554916085","price":46.81,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":55326935318696,"sku":"31940335872146674826","price":48.21,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":55326935351464,"sku":"48390030123201515799","price":47.46,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":55326935384232,"sku":"20181886603889821492","price":46.82,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":55326935417000,"sku":"87425081667617480680","price":47.73,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":55326935449768,"sku":"24005137583109019879","price":46.93,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":55326935482536,"sku":"20897124647836209649","price":35.82,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":55326935515304,"sku":"23249352525969498290","price":47.3,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":55326935548072,"sku":"18235946057548851232","price":48.2,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":55326935580840,"sku":"18324598241910699016","price":52.08,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":55326935613608,"sku":"82404409712155267456","price":53.09,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":55326935646376,"sku":"27746603309194571473","price":53.44,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":55326935679144,"sku":"84224488377912828008","price":52.88,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":55326935711912,"sku":"24199250397407041743","price":53.24,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":55326935744680,"sku":"10260550234388777920","price":55.18,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":55326935777448,"sku":"31349445943906091511","price":55.01,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":55326935810216,"sku":"17589788123315670205","price":43.2,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":55326935842984,"sku":"31003436749782730870","price":54.46,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":55326935875752,"sku":"12109483427741227800","price":44.33,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":55326935908520,"sku":"24685892998473282179","price":43.68,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":55326935941288,"sku":"28598743852042113544","price":44.05,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Navy","offer_id":55326935974056,"sku":"96063005638245847383","price":57.61,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":55326936006824,"sku":"10506298235732049126","price":55.27,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":55326936039592,"sku":"27424525777986688779","price":43.91,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/0547\/1912\/files\/2341094253257419570_2048.jpg?v=1773372286","url":"https:\/\/www.mytherapistknows.com\/products\/cortisol-club-hoodie-cortisol-shirt-stress-meme-burnout-humor","provider":"My Therapist Knows About You","version":"1.0","type":"link"}