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For the person with social anxiety who has scripts for every scenario but still exhausts themselves executing them. For the one who needs a full day of silence after a perfectly good weekend because people are a lot, even the ones you love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou're not broken. You're not antisocial. You're not failing at being a person. You have a limited and specific amount of social energy and you are choosing — wisely, honestly — how to spend it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis collection is your permission slip to stop explaining. Wear the hoodie. Stay home. Text \"I'm on my way\" from your couch. You don't owe anyone an extrovert.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe'll be here. Quietly. 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